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    16 October

    闲话“抛砖引玉”

    闲话“抛砖引玉”
    -1唐僧:悟空,古人常说“抛砖引玉”,你倒是抛啊,你不抛怎么能把玉引来呢?你抛吧!你不抛,玉是不会出来的,没有理由你抛了砖玉不来,你不抛砖玉反而会来……
    悟空:抛抛抛,我抛你个头!(悟空拎起一砖就向唐僧砸去)!
    唐僧:啊!?……(正中头部,鲜血直流)唐僧镇定自若,“这就对了,悟空”“玉在这里……”(唐僧从怀里掏出一块玉来)。
     
    -2话说宝玉帮薛蟠炒股,结果赔了个精光。薛公子拎起砖头就满世界找宝玉拼命,宝玉早已“闪”人了,尤二姐给薛蟠支了招:尽管把砖头往林妹妹绣楼上开!结果薛蟠只花了一块砖头,就把宝玉给CALL来了。
                                                          
     
      ------转自(幽默大师)少许改动

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